THIS IS BANX AND I HAVE BEEN TRICKED! Let me set the stage for you, I was snuggled all sweet in my basket and I hear.. "hey.. hey.. hey you.. wanna go outside.. " First why does she think I am going to answer to "hey you" second does she not see me snuggled?? "HEY! GET OUT OF BED.. if I can't sleep you aren't sleeping" Now keep in mind people SHE was the one up all night not me, she kept ME up.. I deserve sleep it is not my fault she can't sleep, I try as hard as I can.. I snuggle and give her kisses when she is sad but she just doesn't sleep. I lifted my head just a tiny bit.. and there she was reaching for her.. boots.. oh wait.. her boots, this is just a peepee walk and I realized since she woke me up I kinda have to go, so out of my basket I went.
Out the door.. we get to the end of the driveway and she sees it isn't raining and she KEEPS GOING!! Wait Mommy... wrong shoes, I even protested by snorting, (trick fat beagle taught me) but she muttered something about keep up and a zombie apocalypses and not having shoe choices and this is what she would have on.. Now I don't know about you but I have seen every episode of the Walking Dead.. have any of you seen one of my kind? I don't remember it, I don't think we fair to well, so one could say it is safe we need training on the other hand if ALL of us were wiped out what good is training going to do? Now let me tell you something else.. she walks faster in her boots!! No kidding.
Now I am pretty sure that she lied about the zombie thing just to get me out there and keep me going, but if she gets out there tomorrow with her Michone sword, I will immediately call her "trained handler" I am sure they will know exactly how to deal with this and things will go splendidly!
Crap here she comes got to go!!! I am going to rest my feetsies now!
Love
Banx
Out the door.. we get to the end of the driveway and she sees it isn't raining and she KEEPS GOING!! Wait Mommy... wrong shoes, I even protested by snorting, (trick fat beagle taught me) but she muttered something about keep up and a zombie apocalypses and not having shoe choices and this is what she would have on.. Now I don't know about you but I have seen every episode of the Walking Dead.. have any of you seen one of my kind? I don't remember it, I don't think we fair to well, so one could say it is safe we need training on the other hand if ALL of us were wiped out what good is training going to do? Now let me tell you something else.. she walks faster in her boots!! No kidding.
Now I am pretty sure that she lied about the zombie thing just to get me out there and keep me going, but if she gets out there tomorrow with her Michone sword, I will immediately call her "trained handler" I am sure they will know exactly how to deal with this and things will go splendidly!
Crap here she comes got to go!!! I am going to rest my feetsies now!
Love
Banx
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