Yes I talk to the dog

a Wednesday Conversation:
Banx: Bark
Me: shhhh
Banx: Bark Bark
Me: I hear you hang on..
Banx Bark Bark
Me: Ok ok.. let me finish this one thing
Banx: Bark
Me: Sigh ok ok let's go.. (walks over to the door, gets leash) come on..
Banx: *lays down*
Me: you little crap head.. oh wait .. you have no water opps.