Ed points to snotty lady walking full size pure bred groomed white poodle and says: that's the kinda dog you need.
Me: naw that ain't my kinda dog
Snotty lady: head snap!
Me: But it's a pretty dog.
Snotty lady: she's a therapy dog! Maybe YOU need her.
Me: silence. At least my mouth was. My brain was all WTF you snotty old coot. I love dogs. Real dogs NOT over grown prissy preened stuff animals that still poop. Screw you and your "therapy mutt" apparently being nice isn't part of any therapy you give. Hope she poops in your bedroom tonight.
Oh and yup lady I do need therapy. Won't lie I am as crazy as they come but I certainly didn't need your snotty rude ass to tell me that. — with Amanda L. Wolf.