Crying all the time.
Ok this song is the perfect one for today. My brain is weird, I know that, but it is also funny at times.
This happened yesterday.
Me to Banx and Charlie :I'm going to take a shower
Dogs: Okie Dokie have a nice shower.
Charlie: You won't be long right?
Me: No I won't be long
Charlie: Just a few minutes right?
Me: Yes, just a few minutes
Charlie: You pppppprrrrrrooooommmmiiissseee you're coming back
Me: Yes charlie I promise.
Me: *Walk down hall. Go in bedroom and shut door*
Charlie: OMG!!!! She shut the door that is it she is never ever coming back I will be stuck here until forever behind this gate because she shut the door she will never come home she lied she is behind THE DOOR OMG! Banx dude she is NEVER coming back come over here and cry at the gate with me maybe she will hear us and come back!
Banx: Dude.... chill. Lay back relax... watch the time tick by as the sun shine on the house next door...
Charlie: OMG OMG OMG it's been 2 minutes and no movement from the door. They have taken her! I must jump the gate! I will jump the gate.
Banx: dude ... you're gonna get in trouble for that.
Charlie: Naw man I Must save her. She is mine I am hers I must protect her from the evilness behind the door that launches itself at me like a baby octopus.
Banx: dude... ya know that's a cat right?
Charlie: IT'S EVIL! PURE EVIL! I will cry beside the door in hopes of scaring it into letting her out.
Banx: You know the cat is laughing at you right. . Dude. Come here the cat shared some nip last night... you need it I think.... chill.
Charlie: OMG I HEAR SOME THING! !! IT'S PROBABLY EATING HER.
Me opening door exactly 13 minutes 23 seconds later: What exactly do you think you are doing jumping the gate mister!!!
Banx : Told ya
Charlie: YOU HAVE BEEN GONE FOREVER!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER COMING BACK!!! Let me run around the house and show you the dance of my people in honor of your return.
Banx: Oh brother.
Me: WILL YOU SIT DOWN!!!!
This is little exchange I wrote on Facebook on my phone yesterday. I am strange. Someone said I should write a book, actually lots of someone's have. Well I did. Here it is.
It doesn't work as well when I THINK about what I am typing. Granted this took me about an hour and I have never dealt with putting pictures with words like this before, that took more time than the actual words. I can't help but wonder what I could do if I spent actual time with my words. Maybe one day I will actually have the time to. Writing a book to Logan was extremely fun and I think I will do more of that. He is a long way away and I don't want him to forget me.
The other thing that makes this so blasted funny is that Charlie is a wimp. Granted I don't think he would mind eating you if you tried to come in my house but then he would sit down and cry about it. Last night the wind blew over a trashcan, his first reaction was to try to eat the door to get to it, by eat the door I mean he just barked at it in his mean voice, then when he realized he didn't know what it was he just started crying. Seriously Charlie??? Big huge wimp.
Speaking of Hounddogs. My Daddy the original Hounddog with Big Brother caught this sucker this week.
I need to win the lottery so I can have an animal refuge and write books about the conversations I have with them. I would be happy, they would be happy, the whole world would be at peace.
When I dream I dream big.
I know some of you probably read all this on Facebook yesterday and that is ok, there are added things here, and my non facebookies deserved a little happy today, its been really dark around this joint for days.
May your day be filled with talking puppies and safe kitties.